When Trader Joe’s began expanding to Texas in 2012, we all (I speak for the entire state) collectively lost our minds over the unique grocer. My seasoned TJ friends from California were quick to point out a few must-haves. Speculoos Cookie Butter and frozen appetizers were big deals back in the day, but the most alluring of all was “Two Buck Chuck.” Of course, now that I’m an in-the-know TJ’s shopper myself, I understand that to focus solely on the notoriously priced Charles Shaw collection (to which inflation has messed with the moniker) is to miss some of the best wines at Trader Joe’s.
There are many stellar affordable options, but there are even more online articles attempting to parse them all out. To create one definitive ranking of the best wines at Trader Joe’s, I cross-referenced tons of online lists and narrowed down the top wines that were singled out most often. I brought my list to who I will call my new “Trader Joe’s sommelier,” and he helped me round it out with top sellers—and a few of his personal favorites. Then, I brought them to several gatherings with wine-loving friends for tastings. It may not be the most scientific way to research, but it’s deeply honest.
Ahead, you’ll find a collection of hot takes and authentic reviews, which we’ve compiled and considered to narrow down the very best of the best wines at Trader Joe’s.
In addition to getting their raw feedback, we asked each taster to share a personal ranking on a scale of 1 to 5, with 5 being the best.
5: I would buy this bottle in a heartbeat.
4: I would order a glass at a restaurant or bar.
3: I would happily drink it for free.
2: I would regift a bottle.
1: Not even for free would I drink this again.
After gathering everyone’s scores (and off-the-cuff thoughts), I tallied the rankings to parse the most recommended bottles at Trader Joe’s, from cabernets to pinot noirs and many a blend. Several bottles were close, but a singular red and white reigned supreme.
Right away, a chorus of “this one’s good” echoed throughout the kitchen. Variations included “this one tastes expensive” and “very elegant.” A fight almost broke out over who would take home the bottle.
Technically a steal (it’s available for $18), the vintage was by far the most loved of all the sampled Trader Joe’s wines (red or white), with a zesty, full-bodied flavor that would pair beautifully with rich cheese or meats.
Note: the TJ’s employee recommended either letting this bottle air out for four hours or using a decanter.
Our ranking: 5
This aromatic beauty was fruity and dry in all the right ways. It didn’t blow our socks off the way the Amarone did, but at just $9.99, we would have all been happy to “invest” in a bottle.
Our ranking: 4
A slightly bitter aftertaste didn’t damper our enthusiasm for this $9.99 beauty (part of the Trader Joe’s Reserve collection). The jammy, medium-bodied wine wasn’t a unanimous favorite, but for a small few, it may have been number one.
Note: Trader Joe’s Reserve wines have limited availbility, so be willing to try variations depending on what’s available.
Our ranking: 3
The lightest of all the red wines we tried, this fruity favorite tastes far more elevated than the $5.99 price tag would lead you to believe. It has a lovely sweetness to it without having a sugary taste. It’s a great wine to buy by the box and keep on hand for parties.
Hot tip: It’s also available in box form.
Our ranking: 4
This TJ’s exclusive is… a lot. The aroma is intense and it’s dry as a bone. (Almost salty?) It seems to have quite a few fans based on online reviews, but I couldn’t say we found an enthusiast in our group. We would still drink it for free, but we would regift it every time.
Our ranking: 2
The earthy wine baffled us a bit. It was good, but we couldn’t quite pin it down. It was, at once, spicy, fruity, and cinnamon-y. “If this were the last bottle of wine at my house, I would drink it,” summed up the general feeling.
Our ranking: 3
This Portuguese white wine is an enthusiastic favorite. Dubbed “porch wine” or “pool wine,” it drinks more like an adult soda—with a tiny hint of bubbles. Absolutely everyone raved about this one. And at only 9% ABV, it’s perfect for an aperitif.
Our ranking: 5
This one crushed at a pool party. The light, crisp, lemony Viognier (which is most similar to Sauvignon Blanc) was deemed both “perfect patio wine” and “perfect hot tub wine.” An instant summer classic.
Our ranking: 5
If you like a dry wine that doesn’t leave your tongue puckering and, well, dry, then you’ll love this sav blanc. My TJ sommalier friend described it as light and effervescent, and he’s right. The lady next to me said, “Sold” and grabbed two. Smart move, my friend.
Our ranking: 4
This champagne-adjacent brut rosé would be perfect for mimosas, but tastes just as light and celebratory on its own. It went down easy with our crew, and all would buy again—or be happy to be on the recieving end of a hosting gift.
Our ranking: 4
Part rosé, part prosecco, the light salmon stunner is one of Trader Joe’s best sellers. Never again will a charcuterie board be complete without this bright, bubbly confection.
Our ranking: 4
“Everyone goes for the French rosés, but this Italian is the best.” Strong words from my Trader Joe’s sommelier and I’m partial to French myself, but Cecilia Beretta is renowned among Trader Joe’s enthusiasts for delicious rosés, so I had to try it.
Our ranking: 3
A pretty bottle and an even prettier tasting rosé, Opaline was dynamic and easy to sip. For a sparkling, however, it was a little lacking in the bubbly department.
Our ranking: 3
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